If all were to go swimmingly…

I will admit, I am (or was) a Gopher. I was very saddened to watch A.J. Abrams almost single-handedly crush the hopes of a Gopher win.

Just to clarify, when I say single-handedly, I [obviously] mean that the Gophers ridiculously let him shoot his heart out for two minutes while they stumbled around trying to let their [Gopher] spirit out. Shoot.

Maybe next year.

P.s. Go Tubby.

P.s.s.  Abrams, you have weird facial hair.  You looked much better without it.