If all were to go swimmingly…

I made it almost five years, but now, finally, I have buckled. For five years I have watched Matt drink milk out of the carton, and for five years, I have resisted. Now, here I am, watching Friends, eating marzipan, and drinking milk out of the carton. What a man. In my defense, at least the milk cartons here are only one quart, and I drink 0% vet milk and Matt drinks lots of vet milk, so we each have our own quart. It’s much less disgusting.

I also heard my recorded voice the other day and it sounded manly. Shoot.