– be allergic to a lot of things
-constantly talk about your health, your weight, your skin, the moisture level of your hair
-complain about having to tip and then tip too much
-buy a lot of mittens
-go to the following website, and do everything on it… religiously http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/ (please note: in no way do I support this blog, the things on it, the racism I believe it entails, and so what if I like sea salt better than regular salt. It’s like taking a long, fresh sip of clean and refreshing ocean water.)
-start a blog
-have an unlimited cell phone plan
-prefer sea salt over regular salt
If all were to go swimmingly... 
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