Posted by: patriciamar | January 27, 2009

How to be Extravagant

– be allergic to a lot of things

-constantly talk about your health, your weight, your skin, the moisture level of your hair

-complain about having to tip and then tip too much

-buy a lot of mittens

-go to the following website, and do everything on it…       religiously (please note: in no way do I support this blog, the things on it, the racism I believe it entails, and so what if I like sea salt better than regular salt.  It’s like taking a long, fresh sip of clean and refreshing ocean water.)

-start a blog

-have an unlimited cell phone plan

-prefer sea salt over regular salt


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