If all were to go swimmingly…

I just bought a half baguette from the Turkse pizza man, and it accosted me on the way home.

I got the bread as an afterthought for our spaghetti meal for just 50 cents.  What a steal.

Then, when I was eating it in the elevator on the way home, it cut my upper lip on the right hand side.

It really stings.

I never knew that bread was so sharp.